Mᴀss Eғғᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs
That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
So the whole ‘on your left’ thing that Steve shouts to Sam when he passes him up
Kind of a running joke huh?
punch me in the face im literally about to cry over this kitty
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Daedric Armor by Cat-Sup
"Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar