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Anthony. Nineteen. I spew a lot of shit, and I like to think it shines like gold. For more information, one of those links above is my "About" page. One of them's a bunch of all my tagged selfies, another's all the aforementioned shit I spew, and the other is all of the shit I spew when i'm drunk. Oh, and there's also a trick button that automatically sells your soul to satan. Sorry about that, still have to get it fixed.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes 

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

87087   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: hoiist   •   SRC: corruptionpoints

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

"not all turians"  - probably primarch fedorian (via mass-screencap-effect)

(Source: orlesianscum)

302   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: mass-screencap-effect   •   SRC: orlesianscum
blondeisawesome:

In case you were having a bad day

blondeisawesome:

In case you were having a bad day

2771   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: officialbluearmy   •   SRC: blondeisawesome

taylorgoesmoo33333:

midsr4kids:

These are dope

Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these. 

(Source: lordwanjavi)

156490   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: firstranger   •   SRC: lordwanjavi
thxsea:

Word

thxsea:

Word

(Source: fawncore)

98522   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: goldenmedu5a   •   SRC: fawncore

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet)

236452   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: rnonocle   •   SRC: tiolet
popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

96743   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: mindykalingsss   •   SRC: hijabiswag

pixalry:

Video Game Poster Series - Created by Vincent Petitot | Facebook

For more of his video game posters, check out his gallery here.

3369   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: reclaimer343   •   SRC: pixalry

snazziest:

Imagine if teeth giggled when you brushed them because they’re ticklish

64657   •   Jul 25th, 2014   •   VIA: rnonocle   •   SRC: snazziest