What am I doing with my life
- Architecture firm: I see you have no experience why did you apply for this job?
- Me: actually I do have experience I have all of the Sims 3 expansions
This is my, “It’s half - three in the morning, ive woken up, and I can’t go back to sleep” face.
Do I feel as if I should study for my exam tomorrow? No. Do I want to play more LoL? Fuck yes.
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
Her face is all over my sketch blog, that the only thing left for me to do is to name this blog after her.
"Just touched down in Noveria. This place sucks. You know what might make it suck less? If these two jerks stopped bitching about how cold it is. I let them borrow the only two scarves I have in my closet only for them start complaining about the colors.
@CitadelCouncil if you ever need me to do anything on this planet ever again, please kindly go F*** yourself. That goes for you too, @AdmiralHackett.”
More ME1 Shepard-instagram silliness. Seriously, these two do not stop complaining about the cold throughout the Noveria mission.
(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)
this is the worst one