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Anthony. Nineteen. I spew a lot of shit, and I like to think it shines like gold. For more information, one of those links above is my "About" page. One of them's a bunch of all my tagged selfies, another's all the aforementioned shit I spew, and the other is all of the shit I spew when i'm drunk. Oh, and there's also a trick button that automatically sells your soul to satan. Sorry about that, still have to get it fixed.


Mᴀss Eғғᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

(Source: gaarrus)

2408   •   Oct 01st, 2014   •   VIA: mass-screencap-effect   •   SRC: gaarrus



every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it


256585   •   Oct 01st, 2014   •   VIA: hoiist   •   SRC: assiest-deactivated20130207

(Source: poisonxs)

55598   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: thehighexalted   •   SRC: poisonxs



So the whole ‘on your left’ thing that Steve shouts to Sam when he passes him up
Kind of a running joke huh?


(Source: sadghostboners)

1013   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: majorcaroldanvers   •   SRC: sadghostboners

really cute

punch me in the face im literally about to cry over this kitty


really cute

punch me in the face im literally about to cry over this kitty

5752   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: eyeb0t   •   SRC: marctheknight



The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Daedric Armor by Cat-Sup


4176   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: degari   •   SRC: cosplay-gamers

(Source: pornonpaper)

51923   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: youngfueg0   •   SRC: pornonpaper


How To Mosh (x)

12601   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: officialbluearmy   •   SRC: bonesymcbones


"Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”

(Source: laufysonloki)

17295   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: reginamilllz   •   SRC: laufysonloki


 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue)

351718   •   Sep 30th, 2014   •   VIA: heburntrnyshake   •   SRC: okaytrue